If you owned an iconic NFL franchise, and you just doubled down on an awful season with a coaching hire that didn’t exactly overwhelm a mutinous fan base, and you were, well, a little nuts, how would you mitigate the fallout?

If there’s one thing NFL fans love to do, no matter what time of year, it’s rant and rave about anything and anyone involved with the League. Dallas Cowboys owner and recent Landman guest star Jerry Jones has certainly heard and earned his share of armchair-quarterback commentary over the years,

We don’t know and never will know how Brian would have fared if his last name was Smith instead of Schottenheimer. And that makes the new Dallas Cowboy football coach a risk.

Dallas Cowboys team owner Jerry Jones raised eyebrows when he used an old-school phrase while talking about his feelings toward fans' visceral reactions.

After a 65-minute news conference in which Jones-speak more than doubled the efforts of new head coach Brian Schottenheimer — no stranger to the filibuster himself —Jerry and Stephen did their best to exhaust smaller groups of media with a few answers that felt direct but many more that rambled out of bounds.

During a post-press conference media scrum on Monday, Cowboys owner and G.M. Jerry Jones played one of his greatest hits. With a twist. “There’s a very low percentage of this that is smiles and gloryholes ,” Jones said. Jones originally coined the gem during training camp in 2012.

Jones said after introducing Brian Schottenheimer as the Cowboys' head coach that he only talked with Sanders.

The team’s VP of player personnel says it’s a strong year for running backs and defensive linemen, both of which are needed in Dallas.

Jerry Jones's words highlighted the introductory press conference for Dallas Cowboys head coach Brian Schottenheimer. Legendary radio host Dan Patrick couldn't let Jones' performance slide.

Cam Newton pulled no punches when discussing how the Dallas Cowboys will in the first year of the Brian Schottenheimer era.