There's nothing better than a funny joke to get a room laughing. And as Halloween approaches, it's great to have some seasonal-themed quips to throw out there to add to the tricks (and not treats) ...

Have you ever wondered why vampires don't play baseball? Their bats keep flying away. What kind of candy do vampires eat? Suckers. How do vampires get to Transylvania? By scare-plane. If you're ...

Why don't vampires eat cows? They don't like stakes. Did you hear about the witch who went to the doctor? She had a fainting spell. What did one skeleton say to the other? I've got a bone to pick with ...